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NS SWARDSON MEAT SAUCE 2028- Probably better than Rosen
NS SWARDSON MEAT SAUCE 2028- Probably better than Rosen
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SWARDSON / MEAT SAUCE 2028 T-Shirt
America has tried politicians. Minnesota has tried Mark Rosen. Maybe it’s time to lower the bar.
Introducing SWARDSON / MEAT SAUCE 2028: two men with absolutely no business running the country, which somehow makes them feel wildly qualified.
Nick Swardson brings decades of questionable decisions, extensive research in bars across America, and the kind of foreign-policy experience you can only get from being kicked out of several places.
Meat Sauce brings KFAN, Minnesota common sense, elite Vikings takes, and the confidence of a man who can be completely wrong and somehow make everyone else feel like they’re even more wrong.
Their platform is simple: cold drinks, hot takes, fewer meetings, more three-day weekends, and absolutely no promise that anything will improve.
Are they the leaders America needs? Probably not.
Are they the leaders America deserves? That feels unnecessarily mean.
But are they Better Than Mark Rosen? Yes.
SWARDSON / MEAT SAUCE 2028
Probably our best option at this point.
The Shirt
Unlike the candidates, the shirt is actually qualified for the job.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with just the right amount of stretch, it's built for campaign rallies, Vikings games, trips to the bar, listening to KFAN, or explaining to confused relatives why you're wearing a Swardson/Meat Sauce presidential shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
***This is a parody/comedy design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political campaign.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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America has tried politicians. Minnesota has tried Mark Rosen. Maybe it’s time to lower the bar.
Introducing SWARDSON / MEAT SAUCE 2028: two men with absolutely no business running the country, which somehow makes them feel wildly qualified.
Nick Swardson brings decades of questionable decisions, extensive research in bars across America, and the kind of foreign-policy experience you can only get from being kicked out of several places.
Meat Sauce brings KFAN, Minnesota common sense, elite Vikings takes, and the confidence of a man who can be completely wrong and somehow make everyone else feel like they’re even more wrong.
Their platform is simple: cold drinks, hot takes, fewer meetings, more three-day weekends, and absolutely no promise that anything will improve.
Are they the leaders America needs? Probably not.
Are they the leaders America deserves? That feels unnecessarily mean.
But are they Better Than Mark Rosen? Yes.
SWARDSON / MEAT SAUCE 2028
Probably our best option at this point.
The Shirt
Unlike the candidates, the shirt is actually qualified for the job.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with just the right amount of stretch, it's built for campaign rallies, Vikings games, trips to the bar, listening to KFAN, or explaining to confused relatives why you're wearing a Swardson/Meat Sauce presidential shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
***This is a parody/comedy design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political campaign.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
